Hi. I'm Mike.

Art is a snapshot of reality. A collage of these snapshots compose an idea of reality. This is my collage.

steampoweredundead:

hey everyone just a reminder to please tag your fathers day stuff because, just like mothers day, some people dont have the best relationships with their dads and other times there’s just painful memories they dont want to be forced to think about because its all over their dash

Trigger warning.

(via aislinn-the-souffle-girl)

ccodybauerr:

hey you know what instead of being all like “you can come if you pay for gas money” how about you quit being  little fuck and pay for your own fukkin gas u lame-ass dik. I don’t ask for gas money cuz it’s my car and I’m lucky enough to have friends that want to spend time with me. frickers. 

I only charge gas money if I gotta take someone home or pick someone up and it’s out of my way. If we goin the same place and it takes me a considerable amount more gas to come get you, then yeah, pay up. But if we’re already together and we’re going the same place, it’s no biggie.

lickyourheartt-tasteyourhealth: double-takee: native-flare: tranquil—kai: p-alm: mildcherry: wolfmaus: m-a-libu: vogue-victime: les-miserable: godful: sexponents: 20-mcnuggets: ish-q: calmkai: My dad might be making me one of these :’) woah your dad can make beds??  yeah well my dad can make damn good toast My dad takes his wig off when he’s drunk your dad and i have that in common  my dad likes to text me “bring me the zapper”then i go downstairs and he lies there like a whale and the zapper is a meter away from him.. my dad makes these for everyone but me reblogging cause omg the comments ummmm my dad works does this count yeah does it cuz i’m same with ^^^  no it only counts if he takes wednesdays off sorry my dad doesn’t wear a shirt my dad left when i was 12 ^^ What the fuck is a zapper?

lickyourheartt-tasteyourhealth:

double-takee:

native-flare:

tranquil—kai:

p-alm:

mildcherry:

wolfmaus:

m-a-libu:

vogue-victime:

les-miserable:

godful:

sexponents:

20-mcnuggets:

ish-q:

calmkai:

My dad might be making me one of these :’)

woah your dad can make beds?? 

yeah well my dad can make damn good toast

My dad takes his wig off when he’s drunk

your dad and i have that in common 

my dad likes to text me “bring me the zapper”then i go downstairs and he lies there like a whale and the zapper is a meter away from him..

my dad makes these for everyone but me

reblogging cause omg the comments

ummmm my dad works does this count

yeah does it cuz i’m same with ^^^ 

no it only counts if he takes wednesdays off sorry

my dad doesn’t wear a shirt

my dad left when i was 12

^^

What the fuck is a zapper?

(Source: g-rass, via justcallmenataliekathleen)

“To you have any statement you’d like to make before sentencing?”“I had a coupon.”

“To you have any statement you’d like to make before sentencing?”

“I had a coupon.”

(Source: sobloodytired, via alexansellxx)

earthandanimals: lizardking90: Puffer Fish -Beautiful & Amazing Photo Collection When they puff up it is actually very bad for them and can be life threatening. So is being out of water.

earthandanimals:

lizardking90:

Puffer Fish

-Beautiful & Amazing Photo Collection

When they puff up it is actually very bad for them and can be life threatening.

So is being out of water.

(via tayloralynne)

Where’s all those same people that got mad that Xbox was doing tv?