hey everyone just a reminder to please tag your fathers day stuff because, just like mothers day, some people dont have the best relationships with their dads and other times there’s just painful memories they dont want to be forced to think about because its all over their dash
Changing the game
hey you know what instead of being all like “you can come if you pay for gas money” how about you quit being little fuck and pay for your own fukkin gas u lame-ass dik. I don’t ask for gas money cuz it’s my car and I’m lucky enough to have friends that want to spend time with me. frickers.
I only charge gas money if I gotta take someone home or pick someone up and it’s out of my way. If we goin the same place and it takes me a considerable amount more gas to come get you, then yeah, pay up. But if we’re already together and we’re going the same place, it’s no biggie.
My dad might be making me one of these :’)
woah your dad can make beds??
yeah well my dad can make damn good toast
My dad takes his wig off when he’s drunk
your dad and i have that in common
my dad likes to text me “bring me the zapper”then i go downstairs and he lies there like a whale and the zapper is a meter away from him..
my dad makes these for everyone but me
reblogging cause omg the comments
ummmm my dad works does this count
yeah does it cuz i’m same with ^^^
no it only counts if he takes wednesdays off sorry
my dad doesn’t wear a shirtmy dad left when i was 12
What the fuck is a zapper?
Okay but HIM was an evil villain. Subconsciously we we’re taught that transvestites and lobsters were evil.
Where’s all those same people that got mad that Xbox was doing tv?